George CarlinI thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
About This Quote
This quote is a reference to the fact that Chinese women often give their babies toothpicks and forks when they are feeding them. The reason people feel this way is because of the way Chinese women feed their babies. They use tiny spoons and forks that seem like they wouldn’t be able to properly feed the baby using them. People think that this is because of how small the spoons and forks are. If they were bigger, then maybe the baby would be able to properly eat.
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